Comedy Archaeologist Pillows

Lost to antiquity.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Stonehenge Explained

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Reinventing the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Writer's block?"

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Somebody got some sun.'

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

Britain in 410AD

Easter Bunny Island

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'How's your novel coming along?'

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

Shopping for Organic Food

Waxing: 3 Clams

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

Carbon Dating Agency

'Throw in a few bells and whistles and this baby will sell.'