Humor Archaeologist Pillows

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Reinventing the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Venus

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

Lost to antiquity.

Easter Bunny Island

"You look good for your age."

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

Adam and Eve

Shopping for Organic Food

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

"My parents hate it."

"Okay, but I'd like a charity receipt for my taxes."

"Before you do that, let me check the extinction date."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

Ancient cave paintings...

'There will be no underground in this house.'

'Having any luck finding the fountain of youth, Miller?'

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

Caveman tries to carve using a pencil.