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Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

The Trojan Beagle.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

A prehistoric football match.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'What's on the other side?...'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"This is my urban man cave."

Early Facebook.

Lost to antiquity.

Easter Bunny Island

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Early kite experiment.

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

"Dinosaur tipping"? Are you crazy?!

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

Shopping for Organic Food

'The middle east eh! See somebody's wife has been turned into a pillar of salt, the Hittites are at it again, a load of slaves have escaped fro Egypt by parting the sea, and some lot have destroyed the walls of Jericho with trumpets, when will ever end?'

"My parents hate it."

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

Art in Pandemic Time

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

Prehistoric firing squad.

'Larry, as one dog to another, let's forget this anthropology stuff awhile and have a little fun.'