Lovers Of Prehistoric Humor Pillows

'Well, like it or not, we're all going on the Atkins Diet.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"Has he had all his shots"

'I just invented business!'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"This is what I use for social media."

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

Dinersaurs.

Caveman wheel repairers.

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."