Ancient Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'Braille menu available upon request.'

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

"Me hate capital gains tax!"

The Trojan Beagle.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'What's on the other side?...'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"I think the lines down!"

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

"Dinosaur tipping"? Are you crazy?!

"Oh no! The gods must have been cutting their toenails again!"

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

'It's a done deal...she keeps the cave and the kids...you get the wheels.'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

First Cartoon

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.

Chiropractor.

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'