Ancient Humorists Pillows

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

"I think the lines down!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Early on-line shopping

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Carbon Dating

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

"I like the idea, but is it scaleable?"

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

Geekasaurus.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'I wish we'd never invented talking — nagging was so much easier to take in sign language.'

The first unfriendly takeover

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'