Ancient Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'Braille menu available upon request.'

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

The Trojan Beagle.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'What's on the other side?...'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"I think the lines down!"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

First Cartoon

"Oh no! The gods must have been cutting their toenails again!"

'It's a done deal...she keeps the cave and the kids...you get the wheels.'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.

Chiropractor.

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

"Fancy going clubbing ?"

'You see, Thag? Names CAN break your bones. Especially when those names are carved on ROCKS.'