Ancient Joke Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

"I cross the road to forget."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Where do you see yourself in five years? 35.

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'You know, I'll be honest...I don't think you two mix very well with one another.'

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"I think the lines down!"

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

"I find things go around in cycles."

'Let's be fair about this, Your Honor -- how can the plaintiff be an objective witness if my client shot him?'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

'Call me 'dear' one more time and I'm yanking those antlers out by the roots'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'