Ancient Joke Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"I cross the road to forget."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Where do you see yourself in five years? 35.

'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Thracebook..

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'You know, I'll be honest...I don't think you two mix very well with one another.'

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

"I think the lines down!"

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

'Let's be fair about this, Your Honor -- how can the plaintiff be an objective witness if my client shot him?'

"I find things go around in cycles."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

'Do you drink?'

'Call me 'dear' one more time and I'm yanking those antlers out by the roots'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

"Dinosaur tipping"? Are you crazy?!