Prehistoric Joke Lover Gifts

'I told you that thing would mess up the environment!'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

This side is the gag reel.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."