Ancient Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Is it free-range?"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"Has he had all his shots"

'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'

'I just invented business!'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"This is what I use for social media."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

Venus