Ancient Humor Enthusiast Prints

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"This is what I use for social media."

"Has he had all his shots"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'I just invented business!'

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

Caveman wheel repairers.

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

Venus

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."