Humor Archaeologists Gifts

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

The Trojan Beagle.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

A prehistoric football match.

'What's on the other side?...'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

"This is my urban man cave."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Early Facebook.

Lost to antiquity.

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

Easter Bunny Island

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

Early kite experiment.

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

Shopping for Organic Food

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'The middle east eh! See somebody's wife has been turned into a pillar of salt, the Hittites are at it again, a load of slaves have escaped fro Egypt by parting the sea, and some lot have destroyed the walls of Jericho with trumpets, when will ever end?'

"My parents hate it."

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

Art in Pandemic Time

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

'Larry, as one dog to another, let's forget this anthropology stuff awhile and have a little fun.'

Prehistoric firing squad.

Primitive Computer Graphics