Ancient History Humor Gifts

The Trojan Beagle.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

"This is my urban man cave."

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

Venus

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

Early Facebook.

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Early kite experiment.

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

"I think the lines down!"

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Shopping for Organic Food

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

"Dinosaur tipping"? Are you crazy?!

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

"My parents hate it."

"I can't decide whether to name my invention Edsel, Studebaker, Nash or Packard."

Art in Pandemic Time

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'