Ancient History Humor Gifts

Looking for gifts that blend ancient history with a touch of wit? Our collection offers clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the past with a humorous edge. Great for history enthusiasts who enjoy a good laugh about their favorite era.

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The Trojan Beagle.

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'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!' mockup

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

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"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat." mockup

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

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"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!" mockup

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

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The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana mockup

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

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'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.' mockup

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

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Venus

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"This is my urban man cave."

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Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance... mockup

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

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'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.' mockup

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

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Early Facebook.

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The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton. mockup

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

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"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones." mockup

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

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'It's a knock-knock joke.'

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"I think the lines down!"

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"My new boyfriend is free range!" mockup

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

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Early kite experiment.

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'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!' mockup

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

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"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller." mockup

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

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Shopping for Organic Food

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'I kill him and you cook him - deal?' mockup

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

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Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli mockup

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

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The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?' mockup

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

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''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.' mockup

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

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"My parents hate it."

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'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.' mockup

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

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Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

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Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

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Art in Pandemic Time

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"They're in a statistical dead heat." mockup

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

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'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?' mockup

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

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'You see, Thag? Names CAN break your bones. Especially when those names are carved on ROCKS.'

'You see, Thag? Names CAN break your bones. Especially when those names are carved on ROCKS.' mockup

'You see, Thag? Names CAN break your bones. Especially when those names are carved on ROCKS.'

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Ancient History Humor Gifts Collection

Ancient History Humor Mugs

Explore our full range of ancient history humor mugs for witty and clever designs that bring a smile to any history lover’s face.

Ancient History Humor Pillows

Brighten their space with our history-inspired pillows, featuring humorous takes on ancient civilizations for a witty home accent.

Ancient History Humor Prints

Decorate with our funny and clever ancient history prints—ideal for adding a touch of humor and historical flair to any room.

Ancient History Humor T-Shirts

Discover the perfect humorous ancient history t-shirt—fun designs and clever references that celebrate the past with a modern twist.