Prehistoric Humor Gifts

Early Facebook.

Og never knew how close he came to falling asleep at the wheel.

Art in Pandemic Time

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'...But I can't figure out how to get the darn things to stick to my feet!'

'Where did you last see your club?'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'Oog's driving himself nuts trying to figure out where to add tailfins.'

"This is my urban man cave."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"It's a new hunting invention - It makes roadkill!"

Early kite experiment.

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Early on-line shopping

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'