Prehistoric Humorist Gifts

"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"

'Oh,you know, the usual...500 channels and nothing on.'

'Look at your father. See what happens when lift with your back instead of your legs?'

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"I like the idea, but is it scaleable?"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Come on, Larry! You don't have time to make a bucket list!'

"You really think so...that we're just too big to fail?"

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

"The system's down."

Og invents the port-a-potty.

Prehistoric salesman in used tire lot.

"As your Chief Technology Officer it's my duty to inform you that we don't have any."

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Inventing wheel easy. Monetizing. . . that hard."

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

The World's First Backseat Driver: 'It's flooded! Just let it sit for a minute!'

The first evidence of dinosaur accidents.

"Appetizer is almost done."

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"This will be a lot more fun once somebody invents fire."

"Yesterday, I invented the wheel... and this morning it was stolen!"

"Primordial soup again?"

Carbon Dating

"Don't bother your father right now. He's depressed."

The first book signing.

'He's the worst hunter I know.'

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

Oh no! If Garg saw me gathering, I'll be the laughing stock of the cave!

'Oog invents Power Point.'

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.