Historic Humorist Gifts

King Henry V

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

The Great Winglebury Duel

Auroch drawing cave paintings.

'Yesterday he invented the wheel, today it rolled over his foot.'

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Mona Lisa sticking her middle finger up when Da Vinci turns his back.

In their free time, the apostles often enjoyed rousing games of "Simon Peter Says".

"Hancock, to really drive home the point, sign your name really big, followed by an angry face emoji!"

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Apples for sale

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Vlad the Impala

"You're on a what?!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

What's an Imax cave?

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Hipsters"

The discovery of asparagus.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'