History Humorists Gifts

'We had to cut corners!'

"This is Jesus - he says he's God´s interim manager."

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Bonnie and Clydesdale.

Wilderness GPS

Early videos

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

'You know I've always told you you were the last of the Mohicans? Well, there was this sqaw...'

'It's okay -- I had a coupon.'

'Newton mentally blocked out the first time he discovered gravity.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Happy Diana-versary Darling!"

'How's the pledge drive going'

'You got a message from Louis, but don't ask me which one- I can't keep them straight!'

'No, no, no...this is Eric's ark, Noah's is three arks down.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jurassic Ark

"And the rest is history..."

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

"You're a real sicko, dude."

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

Keister Island

Cavemen Making Wheels and Car.

Proviso in hieroglyphics.

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

'Fifty megatons? — I certainly hope it has a trigger lock!'

"They're saying the whole village enjoyed an Indian take-away last night."

''Goenor's Pardon'?' 'What's a Goenor?'

'No, I don't have a match!'

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

Early Cartoonists.

God and Adam's first date.