History Humorists Prints

'It's some kind of silly note from the barbarians, sire. It says, 'We will, we will, rock you...'

'We had to cut corners!'

"This is Jesus - he says he's God´s interim manager."

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Bonnie and Clydesdale.

Wilderness GPS

Early videos

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

'You know I've always told you you were the last of the Mohicans? Well, there was this sqaw...'

'It's okay -- I had a coupon.'

'Newton mentally blocked out the first time he discovered gravity.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Happy Diana-versary Darling!"

'How's the pledge drive going'

'You got a message from Louis, but don't ask me which one- I can't keep them straight!'

'No, no, no...this is Eric's ark, Noah's is three arks down.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jurassic Ark

"And the rest is history..."

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

"Move along. We're practicing social distancing here."

Moses as a kid.

"You're a real sicko, dude."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

Loyal Opposition

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

Keister Island

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma

Imperial Roman Weather Bureau. Hail, Caesar.

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Hunter. Gatherer. Pottier.