Historians In Humor Prints

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'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Apples for sale

Vlad the Impala

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"You're on a what?!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Right here's fine."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Hipsters"

The discovery of asparagus.

Sundial Time

What's an Imax cave?

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.