Humorous Historians Prints

'The middle east eh! See somebody's wife has been turned into a pillar of salt, the Hittites are at it again, a load of slaves have escaped fro Egypt by parting the sea, and some lot have destroyed the walls of Jericho with trumpets, when will ever end?'

Prehistoric firing squad.

"You're on a what?!"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Sundial Time

"Right here's fine."

The discovery of asparagus.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The Fall of Gnome

Ruddy bloggers!

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Bible Bloopers

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'