Humorous Historians Mugs

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'The middle east eh! See somebody's wife has been turned into a pillar of salt, the Hittites are at it again, a load of slaves have escaped fro Egypt by parting the sea, and some lot have destroyed the walls of Jericho with trumpets, when will ever end?'

Prehistoric firing squad.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"You're on a what?!"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

Sundial Time

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

What's an Imax cave?

"Right here's fine."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

This side is the gag reel.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Fall of Gnome

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Ruddy bloggers!

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Bible Bloopers

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'