Funny Historian Mugs

Moses Parting the Dead Sea

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"You're on a what?!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

What's an Imax cave?

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Right here's fine."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

This side is the gag reel.

Ruddy bloggers!

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Bible Bloopers

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The Drone

"Enough with the treehugging already!"