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Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.
'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
A trevor of trainspotters
"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"
"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."
"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'
Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,
'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'
'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'
"You have a really lousy sense of humor."
'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'
Dog History
Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.
'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'
"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."
How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.
'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'
Hieroglyphic disco dancer
'It says the artist got the idea while indulging in one of his hobbies.'
Woman Walking a Trojan Horse
"You look good for your age."
"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."
Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party
"I suppose it does him credit - he never was big on facing reality."
"I hate alternative jesters !"
I'll take it off when you stop biting your stitches. Veterinarian.
Warning! This classic 70's comedy contains humour.
Early traffic survey
Arrival in the New World was a stressful time for the pilgrims on the Wallflower.
Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.
First Cartoon
Adam and Eve
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