Playful Historian Mugs

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

Shootout at the Soapy Canal

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'These are the happiest days of your life.'

Eve's leaf falls off, and Adam's leaf flies up in the air.

William the Conkerer 1066

Early Texting

"Life was quite different when I was a little girl. For one thing, I wasn't a girl."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Plymouth Rock

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Dog History

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

A caveman attempting to make a cart

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

"You look good for your age."

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

Cat scratch fever