Laugh-seeking Historian Prints

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"You're on a what?!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Ruddy bloggers!

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Plymouth Rock

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Dog History

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

A caveman attempting to make a cart

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

"You look good for your age."

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"