Humorous Historian Prints

"You look good for your age."

"Okay, but I'd like a charity receipt for my taxes."

"History's greatest monster: General Tso or Colonel Sanders?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Wedding of General Phil Sheridan

The Three WI-FI men.

'When I think of all the homework my dog ate, I can hardly believe that I'm sitting at this desk.'

"Before you do that, let me check the extinction date."

Adam and Eve

Early secret agents.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Apples for sale

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Vlad the Impala

"You're on a what?!"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Right here's fine."

The discovery of asparagus.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

The Fall of Gnome

Stonehenge Explained

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.