Ancient History Humor Pillows

The Trojan Beagle.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Venus

"This is my urban man cave."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

Early Facebook.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

"I think the lines down!"

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Early kite experiment.

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

Shopping for Organic Food

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

"My parents hate it."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

Art in Pandemic Time

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

'You see, Thag? Names CAN break your bones. Especially when those names are carved on ROCKS.'