Fan Of Prehistoric Humor Gifts

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"This is what I use for social media."

"Has he had all his shots"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'I just invented business!'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.