Quirky Archeologist Pillows

Easter Bunny Island

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Archimedes statue with a lever

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Stonehenge Explained

Letter Collecting Nerd

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

StonesHendge.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Reinventing the Wheel

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

A caveman attempting to make a cart

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"I'll take it."

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."