Armchair Archaeologist Pillows

Original Stonehenge

Ancient cave paintings...

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Tut and Carmen.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

E=mc2.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'