Armchair Anthropologist Pillows

The First Pandemic

'Primitive people drew symbols on paper to communicate, or as grandmom calls it, writing.'

'If the gods wanted us to walk upright, they wouldn't have given us calluses on our knuckles.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Feel free to take notes."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Yes, all at once!'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Evolution Exam Results.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Those Were The Days

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

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