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Original Stonehenge

Ancient cave paintings...

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Tut and Carmen.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'