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"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Right here's fine."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Writer's block?"

StonesHendge.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Hot Pocket"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Things get more interesting at noon."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Just a tad to the left."

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

The Lesser Pyramids

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"My mind is still on vacation."

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.