Anachronistic Archaeologist Gifts

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Physician tending a mummy.

Moses' Tablet

Ideas Ahead of their Time

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Right here's fine."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

StonesHendge.

"Writer's block?"

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Hot Pocket"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Things get more interesting at noon."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

The Lesser Pyramids

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

"My mind is still on vacation."

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

"Just a tad to the left."