Anachronistic Thinker Gifts

"On day 11, Moses runs out of Tweets."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Physician tending a mummy.

Moses' Tablet

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Cactus seats.

"Right here's fine."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Early model of baggage claim"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Things are looking up!"

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"Your remote control, sire."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Hot Pocket"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'