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"On day 11, Moses runs out of Tweets."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Physician tending a mummy.

Moses' Tablet

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Right here's fine."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Cactus seats.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Things are looking up!"

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Your remote control, sire."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Professor, this changes everything."

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Oooh... bacon!"

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Hot Pocket"