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"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Cord cutter

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Right here's fine."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Hipsters"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Your remote control, sire."

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Hot Pocket"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."