Anachronism Enjoyer Prints

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Physician tending a mummy.

Moses' Tablet

Cord cutter

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Hipsters"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Right here's fine."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Your remote control, sire."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Hot Pocket"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'