Anachronistic Enthusiast Prints

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Cord cutter

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Right here's fine."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hipsters"

Glance Exchange

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Valet park only"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Your remote control, sire."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Hot Pocket"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Oooh... bacon!"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.