Anachronistic Enthusiast Prints

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Physician tending a mummy.

Moses' Tablet

Cord cutter

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Right here's fine."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hipsters"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Bigfoot"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Glance Exchange

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Valet park only"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Your remote control, sire."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Oooh... bacon!"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Hot Pocket"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'It's okay, they're with me.'