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'What's fire?'

"Use your finger to scroll down for the next five commandments."

"There goes our wireless speeds."

"Just a tad to the left."

Loterie Francaise...

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists and their Pets.

Cord cutter

"Right here's fine."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hipsters"

"Early model of baggage claim"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Your remote control, sire."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Hot Pocket"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.