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Cord cutter

Ruth and her new cordless telephone.

"For crying out loud, Adam, put this on before you catch a cold."

Early videos

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

The First Selfie!

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Hipsters"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Right here's fine."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Your remote control, sire."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Hot Pocket"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"Things get more interesting at noon."

"This is your captain speaking."