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"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

"This is my urban man cave."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Physician tending a mummy.

Moses' Tablet

Cord cutter

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Hipsters"

"Early model of baggage claim"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Right here's fine."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Punk Reindeer

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Your remote control, sire."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Hot Pocket"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.