Anachronism Appreciators Mugs

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

"This is my urban man cave."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Cord cutter

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Right here's fine."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Hipsters"

Punk Reindeer

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Your remote control, sire."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Hot Pocket"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"This is your captain speaking."