Anachronism Admirers Mugs

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"Hipsters"

"Waaazuuuuuuuuup?!!"

'My latest invention...the credit rock!'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Cord cutter

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Right here's fine."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Hair spray"

"Your remote control, sire."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Hot Pocket"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.