Anachronism Lover Mugs

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

Norman Wisdom

'We're renovating.'

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

"Professor, this changes everything."

'I invented the parking ticket.'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

Physician tending a mummy.

Early traffic survey

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"What's a patent?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Moses' Tablet

Cord cutter

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hipsters"

"Right here's fine."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Your remote control, sire."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Hot Pocket"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"