Artistic Anachronism Lover Mugs

Caveman Painting An Anachronistic Piece In The Style Of Warhol

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Physician tending a mummy.

Moses' Tablet

Cord cutter

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Loan Alley

"Right here's fine."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

The Origin of Creationism

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

The Death Of Venus

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Your remote control, sire."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Golden bubbles

"Hot Pocket"

"That guys is stealing my data!"