Artistic Anachronism Lover Mugs

Caveman Painting An Anachronistic Piece In The Style Of Warhol

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Cord cutter

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Right here's fine."

"Early model of baggage claim"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Loan Alley

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

The Death Of Venus

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

The Origin of Creationism

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Earth and the Coronavirus

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Your remote control, sire."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Professor, this changes everything."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Give me your sick...

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"