Musical Anachronism Enthusiast Mugs

'Are you downloading another cylinder?'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Physician tending a mummy.

Moses' Tablet

Cord cutter

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Right here's fine."

Frederic Chopin

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Your remote control, sire."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Hot Pocket"

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Things get more interesting at noon."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This is your captain speaking."