Musical Anachronism Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you downloading another cylinder?'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Cord cutter

"Right here's fine."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Early model of baggage claim"

Frederic Chopin

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Professor, this changes everything."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Your remote control, sire."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"Hot Pocket"

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This is your captain speaking."