Lover Of Anachronisms Gifts

"Have it say, 'Help Wanted'."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Physician tending a mummy.

Moses' Tablet

Cord cutter

"Hipsters"

"Right here's fine."

"Early model of baggage claim"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Your remote control, sire."

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"Hot Pocket"

"Oooh... bacon!"