Lover Of Anachronisms Pillows

"Have it say, 'Help Wanted'."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Cord cutter

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hipsters"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Right here's fine."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"Your remote control, sire."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Professor, this changes everything."

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Hot Pocket"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Leaking Hudson River paintings.